nf 2

There is a woman hanging around the toilets using her cell phone. It smells bad, has she lost smell, waiting for someone or just incredibly polite to the point where she won't talk in front of others?

In the bathroom I notice one of the urinals has a hair on top of it. Upon further inspection I come to realize that, not a hair, but a thread from someone's clothing a thread. Someone got intimate with the toilet so much so that their clothing became entangled with a part of the receptacle. I throw up into the urinal.